European sailors first came into contact with the pineapple moustache in the seventeenth century, returning to their homelands with outlandish tales of the “diamond corn” the native Hawaiian peoples wore on their lips. Of course, wiser generations would soon discover that the tropical fruit was not “diamond corn” at all, but, of course, a “pine apple.”
Those lucky enough to have a pineapple moustache should wear it at all times.
