'stache #9 - rosemary moustache

With its origins in the court of Henry IX, the rosemary moustache has never quite shed its association with British royalty. Given the fierce distrust with which the American colonists held the monarchy, it is little wonder that the wearing of the rosemary moustache remained cause for a trip to the stockades until the mid-19th century. Even now, despite its alluring aroma and skin-conditioning leaves, the rosemary moustache is little seen outside of the wealthier zip codes in the Northeastern United States.

Americans are advised against wearing the rosemary moustache outdoors.