Tuesday, June 17, 2008

'stache #11 - tomato moustache




One of the trickiest of all food moustaches, the yellow tomato moustache, or “YTM” to the moustacherati, is notable for its unusual placement above the nose, (and looks quite like a fu manchu, really). While some question whether this strange 'stache is a moustache at all, they are mistaken, and likely jealous of the skill and aplomb with which the YTM wearer wears these joined tomatoes. On Michigan’s upper peninsula, the red tomato is also worn in this fashion.

The Yellow Tomato Moustache may be worn by experts at any time. This YTM is modeled by Prudence during the fearsome salmonella tomato scare of 2008.

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